Lizard Mullet
We've all seen the tiny dogs peeking out of the purse at the mall, cafe, church (true story), and of course the grocery store. But they usually fit into a tiny handbag, a large purse, or even the center pouch pocket of a hooded sweatshirt.
I've never seen the Jurassic Park sized mega duffel bag to accompany a full-grown shoulder perched pet Iguana. At this point, two legitimate questions arise: 1.) What amount of growth hormones do you expect to kick in while you're out on this walk, 2) Just how long is this 'walk' going to be?
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[ps. love the mullet]
Labels: duffel, Jurassic Park, Lizard Mullet, mullet
posted by Peacoat
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You know the saying, "business in the front, party in the back." Why stop there! Everyone needs a business partner and who doesn't want a party buddy? Enter the Mullet Lizard™.
This resilient and intimidating creature can accompany you in the boardroom to give you that extra competitive edge over your coworkers - who's gonna mess with a lizard? And throw on the tailored - and stain resistant! - Mullet Lizard Blue Blazer™, and you'll become an unstoppable force climbing the corporate ladder.
And to celebrate this new found business success, you ask? Well, let your hair down (oh wait, it already is!) and slide easily into party mode. This lizard comes ready to tear a strip in any dance floor (literally!). And if you take the Mullet Lizard Dance Training™ (costume is in the bag), you may even find yourself on the upcoming season of America's Got Talent.
And to all those young dudes sporting the trendy urbanite mullet (with companion mustache and fluorescent shades), you've got nothin' on the fashion innovation of the Mullet Lizard™.
Can I have one... Can I?!
*drops her mini-poodle and heads to her dad's barber, then reptile world...
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