Lizard Mullet

We've all seen the tiny dogs peeking out of the purse at the mall, cafe, church (true story), and of course the grocery store. But they usually fit into a tiny handbag, a large purse, or even the center pouch pocket of a hooded sweatshirt. 

I've never seen the Jurassic Park sized mega duffel bag to accompany a full-grown shoulder perched pet Iguana. At this point, two legitimate questions arise: 1.) What amount of growth hormones do you expect to kick in while you're out on this walk, 2) Just how long is this 'walk' going to be? 

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[ps. love the mullet]

*photo courtesy of DavidWarkentin.