tail of a yuppie hipster

wow... that's a low v-neck. dang that's a lot of chest hair for a young fella. hang on a minute, are those jean cutoffs as short as they look? crazy, you guys kinda look like you bought all your clothes at the same place. how's the barefoot thing working out for you cause my shoes smell pretty bad when i do that. are you enjoying your latte? dum de dum de dum..... i should probably get a picture of these guys (brothers maybe?) looking so hip and cool. i wonder if i can take it without them knowing. maybe i should just ask them. no, i think i can get a good angle. yup, that turned out pretty good. oh look--they're getting off at the same station as us. cool, maybe i'll chat with them at the top of the stairwell. actually, maybe i can get a shot while we're walking... butt it might be blurry... still worth a shot. yup, its blurry. dang! hang on a second, is that a...

...hipster with a tail or a tail with a hipster?