man purse = murse. man skirt = mirt?

I should apologize if my writing is scattered today, my brain hasn't figured out quite yet that it's no longer asleep, so my thoughts are a little scattered and my grammar smarts are a little on the slow side (as can be seen in that sentence).  One of those days where I'd like stay in bed all day, and really wanted to push snooze a few more times than I was able to.  However, it reminded me of a time that I was walking through the OGG Airport in Maui, starring at the ground as I was sad to leave, and in front of me waiting for the security check was a man that I assumed had literally rolled out of bed to get to the airport as he had managed to take his bed sheet with him!  How convenient!  I imagine he pressed snooze too many times and then decided he had to skip a step to get to the OGG on time and - so he decided that step would be putting on clothes.  I wish I could have done that today.  I could have had my own personal toga party - just strolled into the office with some leaves in my hair and a bed-sheet on.  I know that comfy is key, as Peacoat has mentioned before, and I am in no way criticizing this man's decision about what he wanted to wear, but I just have a hard time figuring out how he managed to pull it off (the fashion idea- not the bed sheet), or did he?