shoes of the weAK?

Ever wonder if soccer cleats, rubber boots, high heeled shoes, leg warmers, hiking boot lace holes and running shoes laces could all be combined to create one "thing"?  I sure didn't.   I presume none of you did either.  So why did Spank (a well known, fashionable shoes/clothing retailer) decide they needed to attempt something so unnecessary?  If it ain't broke - don't fix it right?  

That's all I got.  I'm still in shock.  My quest for new boots, is definitely becoming a challenge.  Maybe we could think up a name for "it". Shoe+cleat+boot+rubber+hiking+wow = Scoobingow?

 I give up.  Kind of like Spank should have done before they created this.