Let me tell YOU..

           Now, this is the story all about how, my fashion sense got flipped right upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, so just sit right there, I'll tell you what the heck I am wearing though you probably don't care.  Its been approximately -5 degrees all week.  Today I looked out the window and there was white stuff everywhere and coming down in huge flakes.  All this talk about what fashion means, has been tossed quickly out the window with regards to what it looks like.  The fashionulla Queen of the Universe is currently a walking Super Model candidate for what NOT to wear, best part being, I'm thoroughly enjoying it.  My short pink sport socks, my men's large grey sweatpants (with a logo of a University I never attended on the left leg), three tank tops of differing colors, a Matix hoody, old Face to Face Zip up hoody, complete with a dressy scarf, cute toque and bright green coat, all of different colors and styles, are keeping me warm from this blizzard outside (layer upon layer).  Fashion really gets thrown out the window when the word "survival" has anything to do with things.  A few months back when it was sunny I took this photo appalled that they were created, now I'm ready to owe them an apology and go buy a pair in every color!! Water-proof and insulated up to -40 degrees?? BRING IT ON! See you later fashion, I'll give you a call when I wish to be a lot less comfortable.

No-Shave Novembeard Begins

Friends and Family,

Strangers and Enemies,

Men and Women,

Ladies and Gentlemen,

We are gathered here today to begin the celebration of the magnificent month of No-Shave Novembeard. On the first grey morning of the first day of the month of Novembeard, each member of our legion of cyber fashionullas takes an icy shovel out into the backyard, removes a small plot of turf and soil, and softly places their razors [both electric and straightblades] into the cool damp fall soil, where they will remain for the entire month. This somber act signifies our freedom from the corporations that demand we use their products daily to shave our legs. Liberty from the companies who 'force' us to trim our mustaches, prune our armpits, buzz our sideburns, shear the hair from our backs, clip the braids from our ears and nostrils, and of course clearcut any possibility of a five o'clock shadow.

Join us this Movember, as we take back what has been stolen from us, as we rightfully reclaim our.... bla bla bla.... don't shave this month.... bla bla bla.... Novembeard is awesome and you should grow a beard or something....woo woo.....hurray hurray!  Let NO-SHAVE NOVEMBEARD begin!!

*photo treatment by thunderpants